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Chris Columbus has a license to direct any Christmas movie he wants and I wouldn’t hesitate to see it. That’s how good his Home Alone credit is. Even the brief Christmas scenes in the first two Harry Potter films are magical. This guy knows how to sell Christmas. Even if that movie stars an age … Continue Reading Christmas Chronicles: Part 2 (2020) January 2nd, 2021
Bicycle Thieves is the ultimate feel-bad movie. A poor day laborer living in the ghettos of post-war Italy competes against his impoverished neighbors for scant manual labor jobs. He secures a job posting advertisements in Rome but the job requires a bicycle which he has but recently pawned. After explaining the predicament to his wife … Continue Reading Bicycle Thieves (1948) January 1st, 2021
Believe it or not Wonder Woman 1984 had issues besides its unforgivable and wholly avoidable tacit rape endorsement. You can read about that quagmire in my Wonder Woman 1984 part I review. Problem 1: The Invisible Jet It’s obvious Wonder Woman 1984‘s marketers and writers needed to shoe horn in the invisible jet because it’s … Continue Reading Wonder Woman 1984 (2020) December 30th, 2020 Part II
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