The Quarantined Critic
“Time enough at last.”
Welcome to the Quarantined Critic, the movie-review blog for pandemic survivors.
It’s only a matter of time before the next variant eradicates us all.
Savor your days by reading my movie reviews.
Recent Reviews
Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers (2022) May 21st, 2022
Produced exclusively for Disney+, Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers follows the titular chipmunks as their attempt to revive their acting careers devolves into a mission to rescue a kidnapped friend. Their adventure exposes them to the darker side of animation history including taking shots at early 2000’s CGI and bootlegged media. While Chip ‘n Dale:…
Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022) April 9th, 2022
It’s nearly time for the Academy Awards and Everything Everywhere All at Once finds itself rightfully nominated 11 times. A surreal emotional rollercoaster notably similar to directors Daniels’ previous film Swiss Army Man, Everything Everywhere All at Once sets a new bar for absurd pathos. Everything Everywhere All at Once is the best new movie…
North by Northwest (1959) March 20, 2022
I watched North By Northwest with my Dad at an Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, TX. It was our first time in one of their theaters and my first time seeing North By Northwest. A quick note on the theater experience before discussing the film. Alamo Drafthouse is my kind of theater. Push a button and…
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