The Quarantined Critic
“Time enough at last.”
Welcome to the Quarantined Critic, the movie-review blog for pandemic survivors.
It’s only a matter of time before the next variant eradicates us all.
Relish in your continued existence
and my movie reviews.
Recent Reviews
GLOW: The Story of the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling (2012) March 17, 2024
GLOW: The Story of the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling is neither a good, nor bad documentary. Great documentaries like Bowling for Columbine or Super Size Me can change the world. Bad documentaries are usually easy to forget unless they’re evil religious propaganda or conspiracy theory bullshit like Loose Change. Thankfully, GLOW: The Story of the…
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023) March 4th, 2024
I waited a year before entering the exclusion zone left by the Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania bomb. Time would allow me to analyze the film after the dust of it’s immediate critical scorn settled. It certainly helped, but I’d sooner buy a condo in Chernobyl than call Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania a good…
Frankenhooker (1990) March 4th, 2024
Watching old movies is its own reward, but sometimes I luck out and discover a movie that resonates so deeply with me that I resent not seeing it sooner. I’m pleased to say Frankenhooker joins the esteemed ranks of El Topo and Spider Baby in that esoteric club. Pay no attention to what that might…
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