The Quarantined Critic
“Time enough at last.”
Welcome to the Quarantined Critic, the movie-review blog for pandemic survivors.
It’s only a matter of time before the next variant eradicates us all.
Savor your days by reading my movie reviews.
Recent Reviews
The Comedy (2012) May 31st, 2021
The Comedy isn’t easy to watch. Its unconventional narrative structure necessitates attentiveness, as important story elements are implied rather than conveyed through traditional exposition and are instead suggested through the strength of its performers. Keeping that in mind, I’ll sum-up the film as best I can. The Comedy examines the depressing life of an unambitious … Continue Reading The Comedy (2012) May 31st, 2021
Tickled (2016) May 2nd, 2021
This might make you uncomfortable, but tickling probably has an evolutionary advantage. Maybe it’s related to shivering? Maybe a common ancestor survived longer because they were better suited to avoid danger than their non-ticklish kin? I don’t know, but evolution doesn’t lie, we’re ticklish for a reason. Tickled isn’t really a documentary about the evolution … Continue Reading Tickled (2016) May 2nd, 2021
Mortal Kombat (2021) April 26th, 2021
I may’ve been born in the late 80’s but I grew up in the 90’s, and growing up in the 90’s was like sprouting from the garden of brand loyalty. I was the target demo for Nickelodeon’s gross-out comedy, I saw Cartoon Network take its first steps, and I watched the Fox Kids after school … Continue Reading Mortal Kombat (2021) April 26th, 2021
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