The Quarantined Critic
“Time enough at last.”
Welcome to the Quarantined Critic, the movie-review blog for pandemic survivors.
It’s only a matter of time before the next variant eradicates us all.
Relish in your continued existence
and my movie reviews.
Recent Reviews
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989) October 7th, 2024
I didn’t watch any of the A Nightmare on Elm Street films growing up and only knew of Freddy Krueger through quiet whispers and hushed tones. It took me years to grow into loving horror and begin exploring the best and worst of the genre. Now every October my wife and I burn through the…
Mr. Vampire (1985) October 3rd, 2024
Last October (2023) we got our first taste of the new-to-us hopping-vampire genre with Encounters of the Spooky Kind. This year we sunk our teeth deeper with a feature length sample of Mr. Vampire. After this second helping, I’m in the mood for a whole Kung Fu-Horror-Comedy buffet! I highly recommend Mr. Vampire for those…
Don’t Look Now (1973) October 1st, 2024
It’s that time of year again when I write reviews of our October 2024 horror film lineup! Which time of the year you ask? February. We began with one of the films from our 100 Movies to See Before You Die book and a longtime member of the Criterion Collection, Don’t Look Now. More a…
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